
SHEARS
Did you confront him?
BULB
No, see the situation with the polar bear had escalated. My mother, the more diplomatic of the two, sought common ground.
MUFFLE
To avail?
SHEARS
To no avail, actually.
What do Bulb, Shears, and Muffle all have in common? Fond yet conflicting memories of an Eastern European road trip of course! Expect an occasional detour into existentialism and cooperative hair cutting techniques in this bizarre and heartfelt ten-minute piece.