MATCH
Do you feel no shame? You exist like a twig in the river.
GNAT
Also natural. Also perfect. I feel shame, but to think about it would be to choose, and to choose to think would be to choose. Such things are unnatural.
BOOT
But you are not compelled to buzz or hum!
Who could be foolish enough to ask a gnat to separate from its nature? Only a match and a boot would attempt such a feat! Settle in for a quick and frustrating adventure!
Ricky McMurry 