Meet Heideskump. We’re not quite certain where he came from, or when he came, or even what he is. What we do know, however, is that he makes his home among the ferns, domesticates winged chipmunks, and is fifty-thousand ducats in debt to the government. He also enjoys tending to his root garden, whispering sweet secrets to salty-smelling salamanders, and liquidating his assets to fend off debt collectors.